1 Pick cat up, cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger & thumb on either side of cat’s mouth, gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens its mouth, pop pill in. Allow cat to close mouth & swallow.
2 Retrieve pill from floor, get cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm, repeat process.
3 Retrieve cat from bedroom, throw soggy pill away.
4 Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5 Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe, call spouse from garden.
6 Kneel on floor with cat…
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